"Who the fucking hell is inside the bathroom?And what the hell is taking him so long to come out?"I heard someone screaming and banging the bathroom door hard from outside while I was taking my own sweet time in the bathroom.
"Bloody hell,first of all people dont' get their asses up on time and then come and disturb the others in the most important work of the day."I murmmured to myself.But as the bathroom was to be shared by 3 more boys I had to cut the crap in the middle of it and quit the bathroom.I came out with a sheepish grin on my face tryin to make it look more innocent as if to say "I didnt' do anything" like a boy who gets caught by his parents watching porn.Every boy watches porn,believe me its true.
"What the hell took you so long,brother?If you would have taken even a single second extra than now,I would have shitted in my pants."exclaimed a semi-dark complexioned,short,emaciated(not much),boy as I came out of the bathroom."Sorry" I said;and suddenly I felt myself guilty of saying sorry to him,because it was me who was disturbed at the loo,as he rushed into the bathroom behind me,so no need of that sorry.While I was wondering "who the fuck invented the word sorry",suddenly the bathroom filled with some weird,scary noises and obnoxious smell and was no longer safe to stay near the bathroom door.I then realized,why it was more necessary for that boy to use the bathroom than me at that point of time.
By the time I was waiting for my turn to re-enter the bathroom to take shower the door of the room diagonally opposite to mine opened and two young boys emerged out of it,still half asleep."Hello,good morning,you are the one who came last evening,no?"Asked one of the boys'.Yes! I recieved my first greetings in the hell."Yes I was the one." I answered them after wishing them good morning.
"Hi,I am Devesh Jain",and "I am Ankit Jaiswal,and we both are from Gwalior".Two of them introduced themselves in quick succession."Hi I am Anuj Sharma,from Jhansi",I roughly introduced myself."The one which is near Gwalior,that Jhansi!".Exclaimed Devesh,as he had heard his name being called out of the principals' office."Yes,that Jhansi only",I replied.I had a small talk with both of them,and got to know that they were in 11th class and were enrolled in Bansal Classes' foundation course named "ACME".Devesh was tall,thin,fair as models in the ads of fair and lovely.While Jaiswal(I never remembered his first name) was smart,handsome,dashing,and almost as fair as DJ(Devesh Jain).Both of them were ex-classmates in school,hence they adjusted well in a single room.
Suddenly,the bathroom door opened and the boy came out."Abhinav bhaiyaa,is every thing OK?Not looking well today."Asked Jaiswal to the boy,who just turned up from the bathroom,helding his head high as if he had done something great by spreading the aroma of his shit all over the place;which caused me to almost throw up.
"Nothing much,just excreted out the chicken I ate last night",replied the boy to Jaiswal;and then he turned to me.
"Hello,Abhinav Singh from Lucknow,now in AIEEE course in ALLEN,what about you,nerd?"He asked me emphasizing more on the last word,as if I was an allien around them."Anuj Sharma,from jhansinow in IIT course in ALLEN "I replied back in the same manner."Good,one more allien in our group"he said,and gave a wry smile.Allen students in Kota are reffered to as alliens."Huh?"I was wondering what he meant by the group here with no one around.
"Morning batch?"he asked.
"Yes",I said.
"Hmm...,so it will be better to meet other guys after the class;go and get ready and if you want you can accompany me upto Allen,any problem with that?"he asked,this time in more polite manner."No problem",I said.
"So,dont' be late this time"he said.I nodded in a yes and left to take a bath.
I left the "HELL" with my new friend,running as if to catch a train,because this time he was the one who did the delay this time.
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